December 2011
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How do you tell someone something that they absolutely need to know, but you just absolutely can’t tell.
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I hate this entire stupid situation.
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When gym teachers make you run a mile.
After 3 feet:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
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somuchforniceguys asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag backs.
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me: He just told me he has nowhere to sleep ..
Mel: TELL HIM TO SLEEP ON THE SIDEWALK, YOU PANSY
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Mel: This is not me! I don't know who this is!
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Mel: But seriously, is he okay though?
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waderudy:
i hate when i start a show i like and it’s like OH GREAT NOW I GOTTA BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THESE FEELS
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friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
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Listen
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
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student:
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student:
me: whoops
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mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
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spider: hey
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spider: what are you doing with that flamethrower
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ALL THE MOVIES
azombiepirate:
Movie Master List Movie Genre folders: Action Movies Adventure Movies Animated Movies Chick Flicks Comedy Movies Comic Book Movies Disney/Pixar Movies Documentaries Drama Movies Family Movies Fantasy Movies GLBTQ Movies Horror Movies Musicals Rifftrax Science Fiction Movies Silent Movies Star Trek Movies Thriller Movies
Miscellaneous: Award Shows Concerts Sketch &...
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In third grade: Learn cursive you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
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Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
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comicsansviolinist:
how do you even date someone
what do you do
do you talk about otps and ships
mistasamuelguy asked: i ship you and joee
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I miss him so much it hurts.
Thursday is so far away …………………………….
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