February 2012
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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My bets for today's Superbowl:
johngreenismypatronus: Ireland will win, but Krum will catch the Snitch. 
Feb 5th
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So my iPhone lasted about two months.
At least I still have my blackberry? /:
Feb 5th
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Feb 3rd
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January 2012
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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padapoopy: when someone corrects your every typo #please die omg i miss you tho bb
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 21st
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silly survey. Have you ever dated the last person you kissed? I am dating him, yes.  Have you been hurt by a boy/girl in the past 3 months? Yes.  Who’s in your text inbox? Too many people to count, but the first five are Joe, Katy, Alex, Jerry, and Mel. Do you think you will be married by the time you are 25? I dunno! Who did you last ride in the car with under the age of 20? ...
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Best part about new electronics..
totally-relatable:
Jan 21st
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What it will be like the last minutes of Tumblr if...
Internet: You've been so brave, sweetheart.
Tumblr: Why are you here? All of you.
Internet: We never left.
Tumblr: Does it hurt? Getting shut down?
Megaupload: Quicker than loading a page.
Facebook: You're nearly there.
Tumblr: I'm sorry. I never wanted any of you to close down for me. And Wikipedia, your articles-
Wikipedia: Others will tell them what their founders died for. One day, they'll understand.
Tumblr: You'll stay with me?
Facebook: Until the end.
Tumblr: And the government wont be able to see you?
Megaupload: No... we're here you see.
Tumblr: Stay close to me.
Internet: Always.
Jan 21st
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me: did it hurt?
person: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
person:
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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tumblr: hey so I hear you're using missing e
me: uh yeah I like the features it makes tumblr a lot easier-
tumblr: it's giving me problems
me: what it's not doing anything to you
tumblr: I hate it. missing e is a dirty filthy whore.
me: it's just-
tumblr: it's ruining everything and you can't use it anymore okay I'm scared of what it might do to us
me: you know I love you, missing e is just a-
tumblr: do you think missing e is better than me
me: what no what do you-
tumblr: TELL ME I'M PRETTY
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Him: No.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don't find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ....... I can't.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN'T????
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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OMG JUST LET ME GO BACK TO SCHOOL
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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me at school
me: what the fuck is this
me: what the fuck is that
me: when the fuck will i ever need to know this
me: why the fuck do these people walk at glacial paces
me: who the fuck assigned my locker as the official gathering place
me: when the fuck did the teacher assign that
me: why the fuck did i take this course
me: when the fuck is lunch
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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hearing "let's see" so many times makes it start...
marziiporn: let’s see let’s see let’s see let’s sea let seat let’s eat let’seat lezeat lezzies holy shit
Jan 11th
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